Synonyms For "Cockeyed" :

1 syllable:

crocked, pissed, slopped, sloshed, smashed, soaked, soused, sozzled, stiff, tight, wet

2 syllables:

absurd, askew, awry, blind drunk, blotto, crooked, fuddled, loaded, plastered, squiffy, wonky

3 syllables:

besotted, laughable, lopsided, ludicrous

4 syllables:

derisory, idiotic, nonsensical, pixilated, preposterous, ridiculous