Synonyms For "Crocked" :

1 syllable:

drunk, gone, pissed, ripped, slopped, sloshed, smashed, soaked, soused, sozzled, stiff, tight, wet

2 syllables:

blind drunk, blotto, cockeyed, fuddled, loaded, plastered, squiffy

3 syllables:

besotted

4 syllables:

pixilated

5 syllables:

inebriated, intoxicated