Synonyms For "Stiff" :
1 syllable:
clay, corpse, crocked, firm, pissed, slopped, sloshed, smashed, soaked, soused, sozzled, strong, tight, wet
2 syllables:
blind drunk, blotto, buckram, cockeyed, formal, fuddled, loaded, plastered, potent, remains, rigid, squiffy, starchy, steadfast, steady, stiffly